TOP TEN #38: Journo Dirt Quiz

OK, so Labour is accused of corruption in the practice of doing their job and their retaliation is to dish dirt on the private lives of public figures. So why is this story getting coverage? Because the media compete for reasons to publish them!

So, if the media continue to distract themselves from the real issues of alleged corruption and misappropriation of funds, I will dish the dirt on the journalists who give the Don Brash marriage problems story oxygen.

As a shot over the bow, here is the Top Ten Journo Dirt Quiz. Simply list your answers in the comments. If anyone gets 100% of the answers correct I will announce the winner. In the meantime if any journo mentioned in this list delves into the private lives of any politician during that time I will confirm which answers are correct.

The Quiz

10. Which failed journalist collected dirt on officials and threatened to expose embarrassing sexual connections in order to get their current job?

9. Which young and hungry journo and closet fag had a ‘gaydar’ malfunction with a government press secretary and no longer gets juicy stories from the 9th Floor?

8. Which journo infamously entertained the Parliamentary Security in the CCTV Control Room by shagging a politician in the Speaker’s chair in the House of Representative? Points will be taken off if you name the politician!

7. Which scorned journo was caught ‘keying’ the car of another journo who ‘stole’ their partner?

6. Which journo slipped their class A drugs in a colleague’s jacket when Police visited a nightclub and was caught out by their colleague when the journo tried to recover their stash later?

5. Which journo was being chased by debt collectors for credit card debts to fund their drug addiction?

4. Which journo’s partner is a former prostitute?

3. Which journo shagged another married journo from a competing network in the toilets of a bar?

2. Which two journos ‘bumped’ into each other at a brothel?

1. Which journo gave their pregnant partner an STD?

The moral of the story is:
“Stick to the real issues, not silly gossip journalism!”